Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Dichotomy

We want a cold toilet at a public restroom because it tells our brains a little lie that

"of course your hiney is the very first to grace this throne!"

...it saves our minds from the hygiene dilemma.

However, we want a warm toilet in the middle of the night so as not to jar our dozey minds even though we've dragged our not-so-willing hiney from between warm sheets.

Food for Thought.

2 backward glances:

Anonymous said...

I don't know...there is something eerie about a warm toilet no matter where or when. Butt, I guess I would rather have a warm toilet at home, atleast you know the folks.
You crack me up...thanks for the laugh and the thought.

Anonymous said...

lol. that's pretty funny.